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spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

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thrumugnyr:

Luwin was dead, and his maester’s tower had been put to the torch, yet the ravens lingered. This is their home. Theon wondered what that would be like, to have a home.
Wanted to draw my favorite Theon quote (and the one that actually made me cry). Originally the quote is from before Ramsay’s wedding, but I combined it with the scene where he wanders around Winterfell in the middle of the night because he can’t sleep.

Luwin was dead, and his maester’s tower had been put to the torch, yet the ravens lingered. This is their home. Theon wondered what that would be like, to have a home.

Wanted to draw my favorite Theon quote (and the one that actually made me cry). Originally the quote is from before Ramsay’s wedding, but I combined it with the scene where he wanders around Winterfell in the middle of the night because he can’t sleep.

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parks and recreation rewatch | one moment per episode
➞ 2.01 Pawnee Zoo

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captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

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tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

Thats a woman i can love

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joewierenga:

Lord of the Flies by Joe Wierenga.

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jilllikesstuff:

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nudus-anima:

Holy shit pqmsiajabab a a

This bitch

FUCK,

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

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silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

Dear Lord…How women dont all turn into supervillains because of periods is a fact that astounds me,like if nature made me do that every month,id be robbing banks,kidnapping presidents out of a false sense of blame.This all sounds like literally the worst

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corleanae:

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mausspace:

Leighton Naylor’s fish, Einstein, developed a disease that made it hard for him to swim. So Naylor made him a lifejacket of sorts using repurposed tank tubing, redesigned his tank to make it disability friendly, and nowadays Einstein does just fine.

“People have said I’m crazy but every animal is a valued family member,” Naylor says. “I’ve tried to train all of my fish but Einstein’s my star pupil. He can swim through my fingers and he was getting into fish football when he fell sick.”

I’m literally crying over this fish

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SO PRECIOUS

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totallyfubar:

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totallyfubar:

90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist

this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?

Yup

In mythology mermaids cause shipwrecks and drown people…

They’re evil motherfuckers.

Sound like my kind of people

Yeah i mean crazy hot beautiful women,with a murdering streak,i really fail to understand the negatives here

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